Because Roger Federer won the Australian Open 2010...

We have FEDERER TERRITORY DAY tomorrow! =D

(Applies to KL humans only =P)

Why was the traffic jam never ending?

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Coz the traffic BREAD was missing...

Why can't butter keep secrets?

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Coz it'll spread it around...

Of fishes and seafood

What do you say when a fish swims by?
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Something FISHY's going on....
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How does the MC of a seafood dinner start the dinner off by saying?
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Let the FISH begin!

Waiter, why is my coffee burning with hydrogen?

Because you are drinking STARBUCKS.

What an EXPLOSION of flavours! =P

Waiter, there are stones in my coffee!

Of course, you're at HARD ROCK CAFE =P

Which type of fruit comes in twos?

PEARS.

Ol' Nehemiah

One song that Nehemiah will never sing in church is "Tear Down The Walls"...

"What?! After I've just rebuilt it?! No way!"

Why are pen and pencils so lazy?

Because they are always STATIONERY.

What do staplers eat for lunch?

STAPLE food, of course.