So when your dad takes leaves to stay at home..

Tell him it's not good to harm trees.....

Where do pedestrians come from?

The Republic of Pedestria.

When do you use present tense?

CHRISTMAS!

yes.. read again... =)

What do you say when your mom is upside down?

WOW*...

*Note: The word 'mom' upside down spells 'wow'.

At the Edufair

iBags?

"Check out my EYE BAGS!"

What do you call a male eagle that is facing midlife crisis?

BALD eagle...

better get some Yun Nam on it.

What do cavemen love doing at night?

They love to go CLUBBING.

Why is drinking Ribena deadly?

Because it has a lot of currant (current).

What kind of microorganism is homosexual?

Algae(gay)!