Where is the MOST EXPLOSIVE BAY IN THE WORLD?

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BOMBay!!

It's raining!

Chemistry can be lame too

Note: A little knowledge of Chemistry is needed to understand these jokes.

#1 What happened to hydrochloric acid, HCl when he bumped into sodium hydroxide, NaOH?
Ans: He got assalted (assaulted).

#2 What do you call it when two isotopes of carbon, C-12 and C-14 have dinner together over a candlelight?
Ans: CARBON DATING.

No building is perfect...

They all have at least one floor (flaw)...

So when your dad takes leaves to stay at home..

Tell him it's not good to harm trees.....

Where do pedestrians come from?

The Republic of Pedestria.

When do you use present tense?

CHRISTMAS!

yes.. read again... =)

What do you say when your mom is upside down?

WOW*...

*Note: The word 'mom' upside down spells 'wow'.

At the Edufair

iBags?

"Check out my EYE BAGS!"