Revival

We should always abstain from eating potato wedges. For the WEDGES of sin is death.


If you must, have fries.

Soup #3

Customer: Waiter, there is a red cape floating in my soup.
Waiter: Oh no, soup-erman drowned!

Soup #2

Customer: Waiter, there are ghosts in my soup!
Waiter: What? You're just soup-erstitious.

Soup #1

Customer: Waiter, there is a present in my soup.
Waiter: SOUP-RISE!

I saw...

A newspaper connected to an ammeter!

What a SHOCKING NEWS!!

What do you say when you see this?

AWW........

Such A CUTE angle!! =D

Where is the MOST EXPLOSIVE BAY IN THE WORLD?

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BOMBay!!

It's raining!

Chemistry can be lame too

Note: A little knowledge of Chemistry is needed to understand these jokes.

#1 What happened to hydrochloric acid, HCl when he bumped into sodium hydroxide, NaOH?
Ans: He got assalted (assaulted).

#2 What do you call it when two isotopes of carbon, C-12 and C-14 have dinner together over a candlelight?
Ans: CARBON DATING.

No building is perfect...

They all have at least one floor (flaw)...