Sunday, September 5, 2010

Soup #3

Customer: Waiter, there is a red cape floating in my soup.
Waiter: Oh no, soup-erman drowned!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Soup #2

Customer: Waiter, there are ghosts in my soup!
Waiter: What? You're just soup-erstitious.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Soup #1

Customer: Waiter, there is a present in my soup.
Waiter: SOUP-RISE!