Because Roger Federer won the Australian Open 2010...

We have FEDERER TERRITORY DAY tomorrow! =D

(Applies to KL humans only =P)

Why was the traffic jam never ending?

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Coz the traffic BREAD was missing...

Why can't butter keep secrets?

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Coz it'll spread it around...

Of fishes and seafood

What do you say when a fish swims by?
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Something FISHY's going on....
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How does the MC of a seafood dinner start the dinner off by saying?
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Let the FISH begin!

Waiter, why is my coffee burning with hydrogen?

Because you are drinking STARBUCKS.

What an EXPLOSION of flavours! =P

Waiter, there are stones in my coffee!

Of course, you're at HARD ROCK CAFE =P

Which type of fruit comes in twos?

PEARS.

Ol' Nehemiah

One song that Nehemiah will never sing in church is "Tear Down The Walls"...

"What?! After I've just rebuilt it?! No way!"

Why are pen and pencils so lazy?

Because they are always STATIONERY.

What do staplers eat for lunch?

STAPLE food, of course.

If a pen and a pencil fought, who would've won?

 Neither, it's a DRAW.

Life is SHORT

When you see the world at 180cm of height...

Sheesh! Tall people...

Of vROOMS and rooms

The worst job on earth is to change car tyres. You have to deal with so much PRESSURE and it's really TYRE-ING (TIRING).

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What room is alive?

Mushroom? Think again!

It's the LIVING ROOM!

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Why are automobiles so passionate about community work and cleaning?

Because they always go "BROOM BROOM!".

He shook his head in dismay...

But dude! It's only January!

What do you get when lame people from all over the world unite?

Persatuan Orang Kurang Berupaya!

Don't forget to "Menghormati Hak Golongan Kurang Berupaya"! ;)

Occupation, anyone?

What do you call Job's wife when her husband dies?
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Jobless...

What do you call bacteria that Job just sneezed out?
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Out of Job...

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You know a cow would fail jumping over the moon when..

...It looses it's voice.
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Coz it won'tt be able to MOOOOO to the MOOOOOOON.

PastaMasta

Life is cruel, as we all know. Money is so hard to come by, and this is especially true for Joe. You see, Joe was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth. In fact, his family was so poor he had to live in a cardboard box when he was 5. He has a younger brother and sister and his mom works day and night just to support them. His father? Well, he left them when Joe was born. This is Joe's life.

Once Joe completed high school, he started working to help support his family. So one day, he walked past an Italian restaurant. "HELP WANTED," it says on the window. Without much thought about it, he quickly entered the restaurant and asked for the manager. They needed a dishwasher. "Not a bad way to start," Joe thought to himself. The pay was reasonable too. So the manager took him into the kitchen.

"At PastaMasta (the name of the restaurant), we have a very special way to wash the dishes. It's sort of like magic," the manager told Joe.

"How do I do it?"

The manager took out a bowl, decorated with jewels and crystals of an assortment of colours. It really looked like a magical bowl, but the jewels and crystals were only made of plastic. He then filled it with tap water, right to the brim.

"First, stare at the water in the bowl. Do not look at anything else. Stare hard for at least a minute."

Joe did exactly as the manager said.

"After that, take the water and sprinkle it on the dirty dishes. Try it."

Joe obeyed the command, and presto, the filthy dishes became white as snow. Joe was amazed and shocked.

"What's the secret behind it?!" asked Joe, astounded and yet, puzzled.

"It's simple. When you stared at the water for a full minute, it turned into CONCENTRATED dish washing liquid."

- Ian Lai

You Rock!

Rocking people sit on rocking chairs!

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Jo Fan + Ian ... combined BLOG! We wonder what would happen to your legs.. =P